biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

and yet

twinkiefairy

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

josaprcat

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

zumester

animentality

frozensoba

funny statues i painted a while ago on heavypaint

hungarianlanterns

I think about this post constantly

weaver-z

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

wannabewerewolf

So tall, so slobbery

lycanthology

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

lycanthology

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

wizardpotions

Genders

silverhawk

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

ayellowbirds

a noble old wizard, and her mushroom-addled warlock roommate